(typing on his laptop, which he’s rigged to a 2400-baud modem): “I’ve calculated a solution. If we pool the money we would have spent on two more PPV events, plus what Dad loses from betting on the Cowboys, we can afford the educational satellite channel. They’re showing a documentary on quantum entanglement. It’s like a PPV, but the particles sigh less and the physics is more reliable.”
(entering without knocking): “What’s all the ruckus? I heard ‘PPV’ and ‘George losing money.’ Did someone finally order the Donkey Kong championship?” young sheldon s06e19 ppv
(blushing, chopping carrots harder than necessary): “Sheldon Cooper, you were supposed to be asleep!” (typing on his laptop, which he’s rigged to