Young Sheldon S05e19 — Workprint

GEORGE SR. Because I told the principal that his “mandatory fun day” was about as fun as a colonoscopy. Then Sheldon’s science fair project – something about “the failure of local sports economics” – got posted on the bulletin board with my name on it.

SHELDON Fine. I find comfort in the structure of liturgy. The repetition. The predictable intervals. It’s like a poorly written algorithm, but it’s my poorly written algorithm. young sheldon s05e19 workprint

MARY Just put on a polo shirt.

MEEMAW (70s, sharp as a tack) enters, sipping coffee. She ignores Georgie entirely. GEORGE SR

MISSY He’s gonna get us banned again, isn’t he? SHELDON Fine

SHELDON (Without looking) My journey with God concluded at age six when I realized the thermodynamic argument for a prime mover was logically satisfying but emotionally unsatisfying. Tell him I’ll give a lecture on the Pareto efficiency of potluck distribution instead.