A warning he’d never seen before: This update is intended for enterprise long-term servicing only. Install on consumer hardware may result in unpredictable behavior. Proceed?

The green bar crawled. 15%... 32%... 68%... His machine rebooted twice, each time displaying the old, beloved "Starting Windows" logo—the four colored orbs merging into a flag.

> The year is 2038. You fixed the clock. But you did not fix the truth.

Then, letters began to appear, one by one, as if typed by a patient, ancient ghost:

He double-clicked the installer.