The Seussification Of Romeo And Juliet Script [NEW]

Oh no! Oh my! What a terrible pickle! I’ve squished him! I’ve smooshed him! Like a sad purple nickel! I must run away to a cave full of noodles! (He runs. JULIET is sad.)

THE SEUSSIFICATION OF ROMEO AND JULIET

A plague! A big plague! On both of your houses! May your pillows be lumpy! May your cows moo like mouses! I’m done for! I’m finished! I’ve stepped on a rake! Goodbye! I’m off to make glittery cake. (He exits, carried away by birds. ROMEO fights TYBALT. TYBALT falls.)

You kids want to marry? Well, how about that? I’ll mix you a potion from a smoozled old bat! One sip makes you sleepy. Two sips makes you snore. Three sips makes your toenails grow right through the floor! (SCENE FOUR: The BIG MESS. A fight. Then a bigger mess.)

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