It started, as most Bikini Bottom disasters do, with a single, unthinkable sentence from SpongeBob SquarePants.
"Let's just… stay home."
But the damage was done. The word echoed off the walls of SpongeBob’s pineapple, and the universe, it seemed, took it as a challenge.
"Do it," whispered a memory of Patrick’s voice from a floating lampshade. "Or don't. I'm also happy being a lamp."
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