One evening, Riya was scrolling Instagram when she saw a new reel audio trending: — a peppy, teasing track where the bhabhi sings about how her devar follows her like a bodyguard, checking her phone, her friends, her late-night cravings. Lyrics go like: “Security mein devar mere, mood kharab kare re…” Riya laughed out loud. It was literally her life.

“Bhabhi! This is not funny!”

Riya smiled sweetly. “Karan, I have a new song for you.”

Here’s a short story inspired by the phrase — imagining a fun, modern twist on family dynamics, Bollywood-style. Title: Security Mein Devar Mere