Fitter, happier, more productive Comfortable, not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease, eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats A patient, better driver, a safer car, baby smiling in back seat Sleeping well, no bad dreams, no paranoia Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole Still cares about Schrödinger's cat Fond of pets, no stomach for Rwanda Nice dog, good at saving petrol, still a bit allergic to wasps No killing, no killing Fitter, healthier, more productive A pig in a cage on antibiotics

Breathe, keep breathing Don't lose your nerve

When I go forwards, you go backwards And somewhere we will meet