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We talk like adults.

Since I don’t have access to Palegrass’s actual current feed, this is a stylistically accurate template based on his typical tone (dry, meta, contrarian, academic-but-snarky). Replace bracketed details with real data. Title: The Cathedral Hates When You Do This (October Subs Open) palegrass subscribestar

The usual rant about why your $3 matters more than a New York Times subscription. Body: We talk like adults

P.S. If you’re a journalist “researching” me for a hit piece – the $15 tier includes a direct line. Ask your editor to reimburse you. screaming into the void

Hit the button. Or don’t. I’ll be here either way, screaming into the void, but at least this void has a tip jar.

But here? On the hallowed, credit-card-processed grounds of SubscribeStar?