Ouija.cpp 🎁

User pressed SPACE. Constructing: "YOUR SHADOW."

/* * WARNING: This software is for entertainment purposes only. * The author is not responsible for: * - Unexplained RAM usage * - Noises coming from your speakers at 3:00 AM * - Your roommate finding you whispering "std::vector" in your sleep * - Actual demonic possession (If you debug using printf, you're already possessed) */ You need g++ , ncurses (for the drifting cursor effect), and a strong constitution. ouija.cpp

class Planchette private: int x, y; // Coordinates on the board grid string targetMessage; string constructedMessage; chrono::steady_clock::time_point lastMove; public: void drift(); bool confirmLetter(); void renderBoard(); // ASCII art of the Ouija layout bool isPossessed(); // Returns true if the stack overflows ; The scariest part of a Ouija board isn't the spirits—it's the ideomotor effect (where your brain moves the planchette subconsciously). User pressed SPACE