Oper Gangnam Style - [cracked]

“He’s the oppa! The oppa of Gangnam! He drinks his coffee and he conquers the floor! Night falls — the lasso spins faster than Saturn’s rings! Gangnam! Gangnam! OPA GANGNAM STYLE!”

Oper Gangnam Style Subtitle: A Dramatic Buffo in One Act Scene: A Baroque-style hall, but with disco lights. In the center stands a countertenor in a rhinestone tuxedo and riding pants, holding a invisible lasso. (Orchestra: Strings tremolo, then a dramatic fortissimo chord — but instead of a Mozart flourish, the bass drops into a funky cello ostinato.) oper gangnam style

“You think you know the pony? No — this is the trot of the elite! The elevator opens to the penthouse, And there… we dance like fools with open hearts!” “He’s the oppa

“Oppa! Gangnam style — Ah, the style of the river’s southern bank! Danza, danza, my silhouette of a nobleman, But by day, I sip tea with quiet dignity.” Night falls — the lasso spins faster than Saturn’s rings

“Ecco! La notte di Seoul — When the oppa descends from the gilded stable! My heart, it gallops — not for love, but for the rhythm… The rhythm of the invisible horse!”

“…Secret, but classy.”

“Eh-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! Secret, but classy! Eh-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee! Hot, but not trashy!”