TikTok’s latest controversial wellness trend—spending an entire Sunday in bed scrolling, snacking, and streaming—has been condemned by productivity bros but celebrated by Noodle .

So put on the sweatpants with the hole in the knee. Order the greasy delivery. And remember: You don’t have to go out to have a story. Sometimes, the best plot is the one you sleep through.

In the latest issue of Noodle (The Lazy Genius Edition), we’re looking at why the hottest ticket in town isn't a sold-out concert or a speakeasy with a two-hour wait. It’s your own sofa.