My Wife Got Married 🆓

Since that phrase is unusual — because if someone is your wife , the marriage to you already happened — I’ve created a few different versions depending on the tone you need.

So technically, my wife did get married. Twice. To the same lucky idiot (me). my wife got married

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Wait, let me explain before you call my lawyer. a short story

I woke up to an empty bed and a note on the pillow.

Moral of the story: Don’t eavesdrop unless you’re ready for a plot twist. Title: The Morning After