The Dunphy living room. Orange and purple lights flash erratically. A fog machine is having a seizure in the corner.
(dressed as the Headless Horseman, except he put the pumpkin on the wrong shoulder and keeps bumping into doorframes): "Mitchell, the theme is Broadway Bloodbath . If the neighbors aren't weeping from the choreography of my 'Thriller' parody, we have failed as gay dads." modern family halloween
Everyone groans. The flaming pumpkin finally sets off the smoke alarm. Lily serves the subpoena. Fade to black on a title card: The Dunphy living room
Mitchell and Cam’s apartment. The decorations are theatrical —a full-scale graveyard in the living room, animatronic zombies that recite Sondheim, and a chandelier made of plastic severed hands. (dressed as the Headless Horseman, except he put
(dressed as a frazzled lawyer who got caught in a paper shredder—his actual work clothes plus a tie wrapped around his head): "Cam, our daughter is dressed as a litigation document . Lily, why are you holding a subpoena?"