The virus spreads through sound and sight. If you hear the phrase “Get rekt” uttered in a specific glitched frequency, your neural pathways reconfigure. Suddenly, you believe the solution to every problem is a 360-degree jump shot with a spoon.
Just press F to pay respects.
The infected don’t bite. They’re worse. They dab. Violently. Their joints hyperextend, and each dab releases a shockwave of compressed Mountain Dew vapor. Highly acidic. Highly radical . mlg virus
The government calls it H1L4R1OUS. We call it the MLG Virus. The virus spreads through sound and sight
I’ve rigged the pool with speakers. I’m going to play the one sound they can’t resist—a low-quality recording of “Smash Mouth – All Star” played backwards at 0.25x speed. It will draw them all in. Just press F to pay respects
One of them spots me. He pulls out a foam finger. The finger is on fire.