So I Got an Intern. Her Name is Masuka Too. (This is either fate or a clerical error.)
— Vince Masuka P.S. If you’re reading this, Dexter (the real one), stop looking at my ketamine. P.P.S. Intern Masuka, if you’re reading this, please don’t stab me. You’re the only one who knows how to calibrate the GC/MS. Check out my vlog: “Spatter Matters with Masuka.” masuka intern dexter
Vince Masuka Location: Miami Metro Homicide, Lab #4 (The Cool One) So I Got an Intern
Is Masuka Intern Dexter a genius? Yes. Is she a future serial killer? Statistically, probably not. But statistically, nobody should have two Masukas in one lab. If you’re reading this, Dexter (the real one),
If I end up on a slab next week with a neat little needle mark in my neck, tell the world I died doing what I loved: wearing a Hawaiian shirt and talking about the refractive index of semen.