Ron Swanson, who had wandered in for the free coffee, grunted. “Ma’am, the only thing more dangerous than a child with soda is a government telling a business how to dispense it. I’ll take four self-serve fountains in every restaurant.”
When her name was called, Marcia strode to the podium like a soldier advancing on Gomorrah. marcia langman parks and rec
The debate raged for an hour. Marcia proposed amendments, counter-motions, and a mandatory “soda chaperone” licensed by the church. Finally, a compromise was reached: a small, sad sign reading “Please limit to one refill.” Ron Swanson, who had wandered in for the