Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy |best| | Joslyn

You have frosting on your eyebrow.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go explain to my boss why I wrote 500 words about a Mrs. Weiner Boy. joslyn jane mrs. weiner boy

That’s the spirit!

Conclusion Who is Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy? She is every friend group’s chaotic energy. She is the intrusive thought that wins. She is the unskippable ad that you actually don’t mind watching. You have frosting on your eyebrow

“Mrs. Weiner Boy” implies a character of immense, unearned confidence. She shows up to parent-teacher conferences wearing a tiara. She refers to her husband (a man who still uses a flip phone) as “my little prince.” She has a catchphrase, and it is probably “That’s Mrs. Weiner Boy to you.” When you put them together— Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy —you get the perfect sitcom cold open: That’s the spirit

In a world that often demands we be either serious or silent, let us raise a hot dog bun to the Joslyn Janes and Mrs. Weiner Boys of the world. Long may they reign—confusing, caffeinated, and completely unbothered.

(to the room at large) My husband says I’m not allowed to judge the “Best in Bun” contest, but he’s not the sheriff of flavor, is he, Jane?