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And so, the most unlikely lifestyle channel was born. It featured Pam leading meditation while Bill fixed a garbage disposal in the background. Jayden taught a weekly segment called “Power Lifting for Pottery,” where he deadlifted ceramic gnomes. The channel didn’t get a million views. It got twelve. But those twelve—mostly retired wrestlers and their new-age girlfriends—were devoted.

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“You’re resisting your inner peace, Jayden!” Pam chirped, while Bill, trying to film on an iPad, accidentally zoomed in on a squirrel. And so, the most unlikely lifestyle channel was born

Finally came the macrame. This was Bill’s moment. His dad, the man who could fix any leaky pipe, was weeping over a tangle of beige rope. “The gourd goes through the loop, Pam! Not around the loop! It’s not a sweater for a squash!” The channel didn’t get a million views