I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here Greece Season 09 2160p -

His teammate, a former Olympic hurdler named Tamsin, had already slipped and landed with a splat that echoed off the cliffs. Now it was just Kieran, the pole, and the ghost of his publicist whispering, "This is good for the brand, this is good for the brand."

Kieran looked at the crab. The crab looked back. i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece season 09 2160p

He fell in slow motion, which was ironic because real life was now happening at 50 frames per second in Ultra HD. He hit the mud with a sound like a dropped lasagna. The cameras zoomed in. Somewhere in the control booth, a director whispered, "Beautiful. Beautiful. " His teammate, a former Olympic hurdler named Tamsin,

"DEK-ah! ENN-ee-ah! OC-toh!"

"Get me out of here," Kieran whispered.