Every Halloween, I try to teach Mitchell the beauty of excessive commitment. He thinks a themed napkin counts as decor. I think if the neighbors don’t call the fire department, you’ve failed.
I’m a cat. Low effort, high impact. Dylan’s going as… something. I stopped listening after he said “fart-powered jetpack.” halloween modern family episode
Dylan’s “fart-powered jetpack” actually lifts him two feet off the ground. He hovers in the Dunphy backyard, arms flailing. Haley watches from the window. Every Halloween, I try to teach Mitchell the
Manny recites a short, haunting poem about a lost lollipop. Everyone claps awkwardly. I’m a cat
Claire says I don’t take Halloween seriously. I take it very seriously. I just believe in the magic of spontaneity. (whispers) Also, I’m pretty sure this rabbit is haunted.
Gloria hands him a plate of homemade pan de muerto .
Every Halloween, I try to teach Mitchell the beauty of excessive commitment. He thinks a themed napkin counts as decor. I think if the neighbors don’t call the fire department, you’ve failed.
I’m a cat. Low effort, high impact. Dylan’s going as… something. I stopped listening after he said “fart-powered jetpack.”
Dylan’s “fart-powered jetpack” actually lifts him two feet off the ground. He hovers in the Dunphy backyard, arms flailing. Haley watches from the window.
Manny recites a short, haunting poem about a lost lollipop. Everyone claps awkwardly.
Claire says I don’t take Halloween seriously. I take it very seriously. I just believe in the magic of spontaneity. (whispers) Also, I’m pretty sure this rabbit is haunted.
Gloria hands him a plate of homemade pan de muerto .
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