By J. Weaver, Cybersecurity & Parenting Correspondent

"We recommend all users immediately disconnect their babysitting cream from Wi-Fi and revert to ‘dumb mode’—which is essentially just expensive petroleum jelly," a spokesperson said.

In the hyper-connected world of 2026, smart parenting tech has evolved beyond baby monitors and formula-dispensing robots. The latest—and most controversial—gadget to hit the nursery is the , known colloquially as "babysitting cream."

"My son’s cream started heating up to 104 degrees at 2 AM," reported "MomOfLeo22" from Ohio. "The app said he was ‘experiencing blissful calm.’ He was screaming."