Google Drive 10 Things I Hate About You [updated] May 2026

You promised 15 GB for free. But you failed to mention that those 15 GB include my Gmail spam folder from 2009 AND every blurry photo my Pixel phone took of the floor. I delete 5,000 emails, and you tell me I’ve freed up 3 MB. Three. I hate you.

But I’m not happy about it.

I toggle "Available Offline" for a critical file before getting on a plane. I land. I open Drive. "No internet connection. Cannot load file." BUT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OFFLINE. That was your one job . Now I’m just staring at a blank screen at 35,000 feet. google drive 10 things i hate about you

Is this editor, viewer, commenter, or controller-of-the-universe? I accidentally gave my intern "Manager" status, and now they can delete the entire company archive. Changing permissions requires clicking through five menus, a captcha, and a blood sacrifice. You promised 15 GB for free

I paste a simple text from Notepad into a Google Doc. Suddenly, the line spacing is 2.5, the font is Wingdings, and there is a random table border around my name. You take something simple and turn it into a CSS fever dream. I toggle "Available Offline" for a critical file