THOR is standing alone in the dark library, gripping a melted smartphone. The screen flickers. SAM enters, rubbing her temples.

Derek bows.

NANCY I hate the gig economy.

The ghosts freeze.

SAM I’ll update the B&B website: “Woodstone Mansion — 5-star haunt, no app required.”

ETHAN Uh. Hi. I died looking at my phone. Walked into traffic. The app said this was a 4.9-star haunt.

Beat.