Ghosts S01e05 Bd9 [repack] -

The ghost of (guest star Paul F. Tompkins) manifests in the parlor: a fussy, mustachioed 1890s theater critic who died in the house during a dinner party after choking on a pickled egg. He carries a tiny, unbreakable notepad and a fountain pen that leaves no ink—but he pretends it does.

Isaac has secretly started a "Revolutionary War Fact-a-Day" Patreon using Sam’s laptop when she’s not looking. His first post: "Alexander Hamilton once cried because a turtle bit him." It goes viral. Suddenly, Isaac is getting fan mail. Nigel (the British ghost) finds out and challenges him to a "duel of wits" — each must deliver a historical lecture in the barn at midnight. The loser has to polish Nigel’s ghostly boots (an impossible task, but it's the principle). ghosts s01e05 bd9

Inside, Hetty is dictating a "welcome speech" to Alberta, who rolls her eyes. "No one wants a lecture on the spoils of industrialism, Hetty." Isaac, meanwhile, is trying to levitate a quill to write his own memoir, convinced that "practice makes spectral." The ghost of (guest star Paul F

Flower convinces Thorfinn to "astral project" (which they cannot do) by staring at a lava lamp Jay bought. They fail, but in the process, they invent a game: "If we could possess a car, where would we go?" Flower wants to drive to a 1974 Grateful Dead show. Thorfinn wants to rampage through an Ikea. The game becomes weirdly touching. Isaac has secretly started a "Revolutionary War Fact-a-Day"