Last year, we watched dads strut in snorkel fins, moms command the runway in oversized sun hats, and toddlers melt hearts with unintentional sandcastle destruction. This year, we are doubling the fun, the laughter, and the family-friendly competition.
Sunny Shores Parks & Rec – (555) BEACH-FUN Rain date: The following Sunday. We will announce by 7 AM day-of via conch shell signal (and Instagram). family beach pageant 2
As the sun dips toward the horizon, each family will walk the “runway” (a 50-foot stretch of packed sand lit by tiki torches). Outfits should reflect “elegance meets ocean.” Think flowing cover-ups, linen, dried flower leis, and maybe a fake (or real?) seagull on a shoulder. The catch: you must carry a melting ice cream cone without looking stressed. Last year, we watched dads strut in snorkel
Whether you are a seasoned pageant family or a crew of beach bums looking for a hilarious excuse to wear matching Hawaiian shirts, this event is for you. Leave the stiff judging and pressure-cooker atmosphere at the boardwalk. This pageant celebrates joy, creativity, and the beautiful chaos of family. We have refined the competition based on your feedback. The judging rubric is 40% creativity, 40% family spirit, and 20% ability to keep a straight face while a hermit crab crosses the runway. We will announce by 7 AM day-of via
So mark your calendars. Dig out the craziest swimwear. Practice your best beach wave. And get ready for