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Uh… I’m the delivery girl. But also — what the hell?

Zorp interviews a BORED SQUIRREL through a translator. etvshow

(translated, squeaky) It’s nuts. Literally. I’m just here for the free peanuts. Uh… I’m the delivery girl

The AI flashes: .

(A one-act digital series pilot – 5 pages) etvshow

Zorp, ratings are zero. And not “zero” as in intergalactic zero — zero as in no one’s watching. Not even your mother planet. They blocked your signal.

We can’t pay her.