Erosland is the strangest theme park you’ll ever visit.

See you in line for the bumper cars. (They’re brutal .) Erosland is open 24/7. Location: right between your chest and your stomach. Enter at your own risk.

Do try the . It’s salty. It’s twisted. You’ll break off a piece for the person next to you, but they’ll probably be looking at their phone. You eat the whole thing yourself and pretend you meant to.

The point was that you showed up.

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