(patting her head) "There, there. Let’s get you some hot chocolate and a weighted blanket."
What if Elsa woke up one morning, chugged three energy drinks, and decided restraint was for people who don’t have literal ice magic crackling through their veins? Elsa: (busts through the door, pupils dilated) "OLAF. I HAVE A VISION." elsa on crack
But what if… she didn’t?
"…Did you win?"
"Semantics." The Letting Go (At 2x Speed) The real Elsa sang "Let It Go" as a slow, emotional release. Crack Elsa performs it as a drum-and-bass remix at 180 BPM while constructing a 50-foot ice slide from the palace balcony to the village square. Let it go, let it go — CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE — WOOOOO! She then invites the entire town to a spontaneous ice-bowling tournament. Pins are frozen villagers (willing participants). The ball is a giant snowball she kicks like a soccer pro. The Come Down By 3 PM, Elsa is lying face-down in a pile of marshmallows (don’t ask), whispering: (patting her head) "There, there
"I built a staircase to the moon, Anna. A staircase. To the moon. And then I forgot why." I HAVE A VISION