ALTERNATE ROUTE: 10 YEARS OF LIFESPAN.
Leo, a perpetually broke computer science dropout, assumed it was a joke. Some hipster’s art project. He lugged it home, plugged it in, and pressed the power button. The machine whirred to life, but instead of a BIOS screen, the monitor displayed a simple prompt: Frowning, Leo typed: *C:* drive pc
Leo’s eyes darted to the glove compartment. He ripped it open. Inside: a single, dusty floppy disk labeled FORMAT C: DRIVE. ALTERNATE ROUTE: 10 YEARS OF LIFESPAN