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“The protagonist’s second-act doubt lasts 47 seconds too long,” said the Head of Metrics, a man with a silicon implant where his empathy should be. “The audience’s dopamine valleys are too deep. We need a quip every twelve seconds. Also, change the factory worker to a princess. Focus groups prefer castles.”

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A child wrote: “I didn’t understand the ending. I like that.” “The protagonist’s second-act doubt lasts 47 seconds too