Angry Bird Filmyzilla [upd] Instant

He looked at the ruined catapult. Then he picked up the hatchling.

Chuck’s feathers vibrated. Bomb’s fuse hissed. Matilda’s eyes glowed.

“Hello, former heroes,” King Leonard smirked, his snout twitching. “Thank you for your reviews. Five stars! ‘Made us lazy and pathetic.’ Your rage is now buffering on our servers. We own your anger. And without it?” He chuckled, a wet, oinking sound. “You’re just flightless, frustrated poultry.” angry bird filmyzilla

Bomb floated by, but he didn’t explode. He just sighed. “I feel so… compressed.”

Red stared at his cracked tablet. The download for Revenge of the Angry Bird 9 was at 99%. He raised his hand to tap the screen. He looked at the ruined catapult

“No,” Red said, grinning. “We don’t need a slingshot.”

He threw the hatchling.

That’s when the pigs arrived. Not with siege towers or giant slingshots. They floated down on velvet cushions, holding popcorn.