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Belfast sighs—a soft, melodic sound. She sets down the tray. In one fluid motion, she flicks her wrist. Her umbrella (which you now know is a +3 Rapier of Unseen Service) extends. Three precise thrusts. Three goblins dissolve into light motes.

“Death is a possibility. A wrinkled uniform is a tragedy. Priorities, Miss Elf.”

You realize you’ve never felt safer.

Before you can draw your sword, Belfast steps forward. Her maid’s uniform is immaculate—a soft blue glow now woven into its fabric (a gift from the local enchantress). She holds a silver tray. On it: three steaming cups of Earl Grey.

She is polishing a teacup. “The dragon, Master, lacks discipline. Its hoard is scattered. Its scales are unpolished. And its fire breath—impressive range, but poor follow-through.”