Ace Ventura: In Africa ((free))

Suddenly, a dust storm erupted. Out of the whirlwind stumbled a giraffe wearing sunglasses.

And with that, Ace Ventura—now wearing a leopard-print thong over his shorts, because Africa—dove headfirst into a termite mound, emerging seconds later with a stolen emerald and a very angry meerkat riding his face. ace ventura in africa

“You again,” Ace said.

The giraffe nodded slowly, then spat out a crumpled napkin with a single word written in ketchup: “Okomfo.” Suddenly, a dust storm erupted

Here’s a short text imagining Ace Ventura in Africa : ” he said to the monkeys

“Relax, boys,” he said to the monkeys, “I’m just here for the rhino.”

Ace knelt beside a pile of dung, sniffed it deeply, and nodded.